Mike's Hole In The Wall is a cash-only dive bar on the North Shore that trades polished interiors for low well-drink prices, pool tables, and the kind of crowd that has usually been coming here for years.
A neighborhood dive with no frills: dark wood, worn stools, neon beer signs, and the sound of pool balls. It sits in a part of Chattanooga where dive bars still function as they did in the 1980s, which means no craft cocktail menu, no Instagram lighting, and no expectation that you'll spend $14 on a drink. The clientele skews local and long-term; you're more likely to hear regulars call out to the bartender by name than to spot a tour group.
Well whiskey, vodka, gin, and rum run around $2 to $2.50 per drink, depending on whether you order a single or double. Beer prices sit in the $2 to $4 range for domestic cans and bottles, with some variation by brand. Cash only. No card reader at the bar, and the ATM on-site charges a fee, so come with bills or plan a trip to withdraw cash beforehand. Drink prices are subject to change; confirm current rates when you call.
Mike's is cheaper on well drinks than Mary's Downtown, which sits closer to the Southside and tends to draw a mix of regulars and younger crowds willing to spend more per round. If you want another low-cost, cash-only option with similar pricing and older-school energy, Drifters Bar & Grill (also cash-preferred) is an alternative, though it has more of a biker-bar reputation. For comparison, most craft cocktail bars in Chattanooga start at $9 to $12 per drink, making Mike's a roughly 75 percent savings if you order a well spirit. The trade-off is simplicity: no muddled garnishes, no house-made syrups, no asking what the bartender recommends.
This place works for locals who want to spend under $10 on three drinks, anyone comfortable in a no-nonsense room with minimal decor, and people who prefer pool, darts, or quiet conversation over live music or a scene. It does not suit people looking for craft beer selection, cocktail variety, or a first date backdrop. Noise level is moderate; you can hear conversations at the bar but not everywhere in the room. There is no food service.
Walk in, let your eyes adjust to the dark. The bar runs along the left side; the pool tables are toward the back. Order a beer or a well drink. Cash only, so if the ATM intimidates you or you've come unprepared, leave enough time to find one. The bartender will pour without ceremony. If you're unsure what to order, a domestic beer or a whiskey and Coke are safe bets. Games and conversation happen naturally; regulars may not acknowledge newcomers, but they won't discourage you either. Expect to stay 30 minutes to two hours depending on whether you're playing or just drinking.
Hours vary by day and season; confirm before visiting, especially if you're planning a late-night visit. Street parking is available in the North Shore neighborhood, though it can fill during evenings. The bar is walkable from the North Shore greenway and nearby restaurants. No dedicated lot.
Mike's operates in a gap that corporate bars and polished craft venues have left open: a place where a drink costs what it did 15 years ago and nobody treats you as a customer first and a person second.
